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Travel option and naming contest

    • 729 posts
    December 11, 2019 6:31 PM PST
    Travel option

    There exists a creature. In this very old world.

    That survives off of ground water, sunlight and the minerals from rock.
    It is large, is rooted to stone indents in Rock outcroppings. The unseen part of it reaches deep into the stone like roots or fungi mycelium.

    It is rare. Only one or two per continent.

    It breeds by shooting it's spore seed with tremendous velocity to another of its kind far on the other continents.
    (They sometimes fire straight up with glowing exploding seed to mark their location to others.)

    The adventurers of the land have found that if they jump into the "pucker hole" (this fires the spore seed normally) they, the adventurer will be shot across to the other creature, thus allowing travel of great distances in a very short time.
    But...
    They miss the target about 1 out of 5 times.
    So the impatient traveler has a 20% chance of going splat. If they do, they are bound to their landing location/zone loosing XP but have otherwise made the journey.

    If they land in the pucker hole, they get disgorged through the anus at the bottom or where ever the creature aimed is tendril like lower digestive track. (Think elephant trunk but in reverse). Traveler has a stink of sulfur upon them for x amount of time increasing the cost of goods from all vendors.

    This creature is called a .............

    Please, community of miscreants, let us hear your name suggestions.

    Thank you for your time


    NOTE: to avoid ruining the sense of scale and to save all of our GPUs the travelers could be covered in goo, obscuring their view. Or some other such nonsense
    • 159 posts
    December 11, 2019 9:28 PM PST

    Primeval Knieval

    • 146 posts
    December 11, 2019 9:39 PM PST
    Sporeker
    • 3852 posts
    December 12, 2019 5:05 AM PST

    ((Primeval Knieval))

    Good one.

    • 1021 posts
    December 12, 2019 5:14 AM PST

    Gollum

    • 531 posts
    December 12, 2019 5:26 AM PST

    Hugh Mungus

    • 521 posts
    December 12, 2019 5:35 AM PST

    Masanguisbor

    • 1436 posts
    December 12, 2019 8:26 AM PST

    plopohloposquircharbulbawhale

    • 729 posts
    December 12, 2019 12:11 PM PST
    I see no clear winner yet
    • 2644 posts
    December 12, 2019 4:36 PM PST

    An Ejaculation Station

     

     

    *runs and hides*

    • 729 posts
    December 12, 2019 5:43 PM PST
    I SPOKE TOO SOON!

    JOTHANY, ROARS TO THE FRONT OF THE PACK.
    • 2138 posts
    December 13, 2019 1:48 PM PST

    Pong

    • 291 posts
    December 13, 2019 2:12 PM PST

    Manouk said:

    Pong

     

    Classy.

    • 729 posts
    December 13, 2019 2:27 PM PST
    I like that too Manouk.
    "The Pong Is over there"
    "Take the Pong and save some time, you have an 80% chance of making it in one piece".
    That scans better in chat.

    NEW FRONT RUNNER
    • 291 posts
    December 13, 2019 2:48 PM PST

    haha /cheer! go Manouk!

    • 2756 posts
    December 13, 2019 3:27 PM PST

    Clunge

    • 729 posts
    May 16, 2020 2:17 PM PDT
    Pong? Is that the winner?
    • 1291 posts
    May 16, 2020 2:42 PM PDT

    Sporenado

    • 1291 posts
    May 16, 2020 2:45 PM PDT

    As travelers approach it speaks in an ancient uknown language "Get in my Pucker Hole and I'll blow you out of this world."  Of course, no one understands the language so no one knows that's what it's saying.

    • 729 posts
    May 16, 2020 7:06 PM PDT
    Haha. Perfect, a mystery added as a component of the creature lore
    • 817 posts
    May 17, 2020 1:28 AM PDT
    Different races would each call it something different. Romantic humans call theirs Romeo. Ogres call it the snott cannon. Halflings refer to the nearby area as the land of a million puddles, referring to all the mishaps.

    If there was a single name, go something like dragonwood bunchberry naming it after our own lil pollen flinging plants.
    • 729 posts
    May 17, 2020 11:00 AM PDT
    That's a good imagined variance too. Nice!
    • 903 posts
    May 19, 2020 9:41 AM PDT
    Sporegasm
    Intercontinental Ballistic Thistle
    Flora-Assisted Projection Cannon (F.A.P. Cannon)

    Do I even want to know what players have to do to activate this?
    • 417 posts
    May 19, 2020 11:13 AM PDT

    Reproctolocator