* /Considered boss for payrise, apparently we have a deathwish
* Invited VIP pledgers to see the blood temple, it's flowing well now
* Created a new model dedicated to sister; 'a ghoul guard' is looking great
* Referred dragon with Oedipus complex to social worker; when later questioned on his progress, we were informed by the social worker that this information was beyond professional boundaries. Or was it celestial?
* Cooked dinner for the rest of the dev team, Dark Myr now an endangered species; but on the plus side they're cheaper than whiting
* Had flying, Gnomish Citadel towed after it was found in a no floating zone
* Created humerus personality for skeletons, though they died shortly after
