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Giveaway Day 4 - Caption This

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    • VR Staff
    • 524 posts
    December 23, 2022 12:05 PM PST

    We are back for another challenge and another prize.  Provide a witty, funny, just plain awesome caption and staff favorite receives Legate pledge access or, current pledge gets an upgrade to next level of pledge up to (but not including) VIP. VIP winners may gift a Legate Pledge.

    We look forward to seeing what everyone comes up with!

     

    • 1277 posts
    December 23, 2022 12:14 PM PST

    One to many sips of Thronefast's Finest Ale, I'm seeing triple!  

    • 135 posts
    December 23, 2022 12:17 PM PST

    "One of us only tells the truth."

    "One of us only tells lies."

    "And I'm Bob."

    • 363 posts
    December 23, 2022 12:32 PM PST

     

    Eenie meenie miney moe...

     

    • 12 posts
    December 23, 2022 12:55 PM PST

    Drill Sargeant says "Ok come at me you bunch of deflated gas bats. Did your mothers raise you to be more useless then Minus's cow traps? The first one of you that feigns Roenick is buying a round of brews."

    • 839 posts
    December 23, 2022 12:57 PM PST

    No matter how many new hires we get there's only ever one staff I can rely on to get the job done!

    • 11 posts
    December 23, 2022 1:10 PM PST

    Teacher: Can anyone tell us what lesson has been learned here?

    Student 3: Uh, yes, master. Not a single one of us could defeat you.

    Teacher: You gain wisdom, child.

    Student 3: So we'll hafta gang up on ya! Get 'im guys!


    This post was edited by Meskr at December 23, 2022 1:11 PM PST
    • 31 posts
    December 23, 2022 1:13 PM PST

    "I see you've managed to get your shirt off."

    • 7 posts
    December 23, 2022 1:16 PM PST

    If you can dodge a staff, you can dodge a fireball.

    • 161 posts
    December 23, 2022 1:20 PM PST

    "Watch out, boys, he's got a stick!"

    • 81 posts
    December 23, 2022 1:29 PM PST

    "Finally! With my threefold shadow technique I have help to clean the dojo while master's away! Helpers that can make helpers - what could go wrong? Time for a nap."

    *In the hall of the mountain king starts playing*

    • 3 posts
    December 23, 2022 1:30 PM PST

    You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is, Never get into a land war in South Saol. But only slightly less known is this, Never go in against a Archai when death is on the line!

    Muahahahahaha!

    • 342 posts
    December 23, 2022 1:38 PM PST
    "That's it, that's it. Left foot in AND left hand in this verse. Now, I'll show you 'Do the hokey pokey' technique. "
    • 438 posts
    December 23, 2022 1:44 PM PST
    “I wish I didn’t eat the corn beef and cabbage last night.”
    • 2 posts
    December 23, 2022 1:51 PM PST

    For the last time, I'm not your Daddy!

    • 2138 posts
    December 23, 2022 2:28 PM PST

    dum tek-tek dum tek, dum tek-tek dum tek...

    • 119 posts
    December 23, 2022 2:33 PM PST

    Only true monks go Topless in Terminus

    • 13 posts
    December 23, 2022 2:39 PM PST

    Shirtless + spear = you three are gonna have a bad day. you should see what I do just shirtless!

    • 10 posts
    December 23, 2022 3:42 PM PST

    "You fellas familiar with 'all the way through'?"

    • 54 posts
    December 23, 2022 4:28 PM PST

    "Sorry, I have not seen a singing bush or an invisible swordsman anywhere around here."

    • 5 posts
    December 23, 2022 4:44 PM PST
    "...and that's how you pronounce Dark Myr."
    • 23 posts
    December 23, 2022 4:50 PM PST

    Failure is another stepping stone to greatness 

    • 4 posts
    December 23, 2022 5:08 PM PST

    I wanted to be a Gregorian Monk, but I never got the chants.

    • 48 posts
    December 23, 2022 6:13 PM PST

    Yeah. All right, you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this? This... is my Bo-Staff! It's a twelve gauge double ended Remington, S-Mart's top-of-the-line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made right here in Thronefast. Retails for about 109.95 Gold. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel ends and a leather grip. That's right. Shop Smart. Shop S-Mart. YA GOT THAT!?

    • 416 posts
    December 23, 2022 6:17 PM PST

    "Would the real Roenick please step forward"