Fulton said:They will announce they are making great progress, and should be ready to forge forward after 2 more years of pre-alpha testing. :P
And there we have it - Fulton's folly. That is almost surely almost exactly what they *will* say but the folly consists of predicting a time period to be stated. Not a chance.
Announce the addition of a Cash shop, then provide a link to items with a Johnny Cash theme.
Announce that walking speed will be the maximum movement speed unless you sign up for a premium membership.
Announce that some prominent community members will have NPCs named after them. First example is a Halfling bard character, themed like a very whimsical court jester that is named after Vandraad "in honor of Vandraad 's deep love of Haflings".
VR announce they have sold to EA and cosmetics will be modeled after items from Forever21, the mounts cost 25k and have a Ford logo, all crafting is contingent upon signing up for a Home Depot credit card. All emails and contact information is shared with every Political Action Committee in your country, plus all chat logs are saved and sent to the illuminati. Our next Parting the Veil is from a beach in Hawaii discussing who makes the best umbrella drink.